[ENGLISH]

 

Well, well! Look who's back! You thought you saw the last of us didn't you?! Well, tough cheese 'cause we're harder to get rid off than a democratically elected Prime Minister! School is session, boys and girls! This fifth instalment of Syiok Sendiri will give audiences a taste of the Malaysian classroom experience. Join Puan Pamela Rodrigues and her BFF Miss Helen Shanti along with their comrades in education as they attempt to give you a little bit of pendidikan...Malaysian style.

 

We've said this many times, but it looks like we'll probably have to say this every time we come up with a new show. Ladies and Gentlemen, Syiok Sendiri is not intended to be some glorious artistic work of art. Neither is it set up to be some sort of intelligent social commentary piece. But, if you do get our multiple references to current affairs and popular culture then good for you la. Our objective has been and always will be to entertain. Of course, Syiok Sendiri would not be what it is if we didn't throw in the occasional cili padi in the mix kan. But hey, if you can't laugh at yourself then what can you do? You can #GetEducated la.

 

A special shout out to our fans - YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING! To those unfamiliar with the Syiok Sendiri brand of Malaysian comedy - where have you been and what are you waiting for??? Oh, and to the fella that responded "seats not comfortable" in the previous show's survey forms - thank you for your feedback. So far, no one else has had that grievance. Please do identify yourself at the Box Office when you purchase tickets for Syiok Sendiri 5 and we shall provide you with some burung gagak feathers and a pillow case...for the sake of your posterior. See you folks at the Theatre!

 

 

[中文]

 

看看是誰回來了！你該不會以為你再也見不到我們了吧？！要知道戲癮比我們經過民主程序委任的首相更難甩掉！各位笑神犀利班的同學們，開課啦！讓我們回到充滿美好回憶的校園裡，潘美拉老師將與她的閨蜜同事海倫以及一眾麻辣教師，給你最典型的馬來西亞式教育。